Why don’t we allow comments on our blog posts here at jiujitsufiles.com? Well, it’s because you guys are all trolls, that’s why.

What?! You say, we aren’t trolls! How dare you sir! We are highly evolved gentlemen/ladies/non-binary scholars and athletes!

Yeah, that may be, but for some reason Jiu-Jitsu people are also the quickest witted snarkiest verbal assassins to ever grace the comments section of an obscure reddit page. I remember asking a friend after Jiu-Jitsu class, what are you up to this evening? He replied, I’ll probably just go home and troll people on the internet. I rest my case.

Seriously, I tried turning the comments on once, and after reading them, I was reduced to curling up in the fetal position and crying.

Trolls. The lot of you.